So let me recap, already in the first 5 minutes this film as featured;
· A touch of cock rock;
· A hot naked chick ;
Okay so after this stellar intro we are introduced to heroes of this masterpiece. Enter ‘Holy Moses’ a band fully equipped with leather, make up, spandex and really big hair rock mullets, singing an undiscovered cock classic in its entirety "shake it up" obviously to establish there cred as a real hard rock band.
So after the second establishing scene, the movie really hits its stride and we are treated/ exposed to;
· Repeated shots of unhappy inbred country folk apparently unimpressed by the band
· A good old record burning rally
· Extended music clips of the band to set the scene every 15 minutes
· Old School American muscle cars
· Black Magic that brings back the dead; and finally
In amongst all of this, believe it or not there is even a story line, sort of, which, according to the video jacket-goes like this;
Jesse is the teenage heart throb who leads a band about to break into the big time. Unfortunately one of the groupies happens to be a strange young woman with a lust for naked murders, and she along with her ghoulish family have developed a taste for rock signers.
A note of warning though, unless you are a fan of bad 80's films and I mean really bad, don't attempt to watch this alone or straight for that matter. This flick should be viewed when one is slightly off kilter and in the company of friends to be truly appreciated and enjoyed. It is for this reason that Hard Rock Zombies defiantly deserves its place in the Obscene Hangover hall of Fame even if it gets there on title alone.