Dolph Lundgren - Ultimate human?

Lets get this straight right from the start, I think Dolph is great. Not in an ironic way, but  in a purely I think this dude rocks kinda way. Don't believe me, fine, but before you discard  this a ranting of a lunatic let me explain why. 

Eons ago, in a time before man, before dinosaurs, before god there was Dolph Lundgren. Since the dawn of time Dolph has walked among humans and protected us from great evils. when giant  aliens invaded earth in 542 B.C. it was Dolph who turned their own weapons against them and drove them away. Dolph Lundgren is not super-human as he is actually not human. Dolph is the personification of pure masculinity. if Dolph Lundgren were a sound, he'd sound like Metal. 
Okay that bit is a little bit bullshit, however I really do believe that Dolph is a truly remarkable individual and here are the real reason why.

First of all we all know Dolph Lundgren is a Swedish actor. He belongs to a generation of film actors who epitomise the movie action hero stereotype including Sylvester StalloneArnold SchwarzeneggerBruce WillisChuck NorrisSteven Seagal and Jean-Claude Van Damme. 

His breakthrough came when he starred in Rocky IV in 1985 as the imposing Russian boxer Ivan Drago. Since then, he has starred in more than 40 movies, almost all of them in the action film genre. He has  portrayed He-Man in the 1987 film Masters of the Universe, and Frank Castle in the 1989 film The Punisher. In the early 1990s, he also appeared in films such as Showdown in Little Tokyo (1991), alongside Brandon LeeUniversal Soldier (1992), opposite Jean-Claude Van DammeJoshua Tree (1993), opposite Kristian Alfonso and George SegalJohnny Mnemonic (1995), opposite Keanu Reeves and Ice-T; and Blackjack (1998), directed by John Woo. 

We also know that after a long spell performing in direct-to-video films, 2010 marked his return to theatres with The Expendables, an on-screen reunion with Sylvester Stallone, alongside an all-action star cast which included, among others, Jason StathamJet LiStone Cold Steve Austin, and Mickey Rourke. 

But did you know that Dolph  holds a rank of 3rd dan black belt in Kyokushin Karate and was European champion in 1980 and 1981, and Australian Heavy Weight Karate champion in 1983. Dolph is also well known for his tall stature and A1 level of fitness, at peak, he stands around 195 centimetres and weighes110 kg, and continues to be an influence in the world of fitness and bodybuilding. 
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How about that he is a director, producer and screen writer and that  in 2004, Dolph directed his first picture, The Defender, and subsequently helmed The Mechanik (2005), Missionary Man (2007), Command Performance (2009), and Icarus- the Killing Machine (2010), in which he also starred. 

And if this is not  enough,  did you know that Dolph  In 1982, graduated 
with a master's degree in chemical engineering from the University of Sydney, finishing with the highest results in his class, in fact our Dolph's reported IQ is 160 and actually has the exact IQ as Albert Einstein, Stephen Hawkins and Bill Gates. He also Plays the drums, Speaks Swedish, English and some German, Japanese and Spanish as well as personally Maintaining his own personal website for his fans. 

So there you have it Dolph Lundgren thespian, Dolph Lundgren Super Athlete, Dolph Lundgren Academic   Dolph Lundgren Ultimate human so Bow before the feet of mighty Dolph Lundgren, though he wouldn't ask you to cause he's really a pretty nice guy.  BOW!

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