Octaman



Octaman is kind of a tricky movie to review. That’s because the movie is in all honesty quite bad. The dialogue and the actors are both wooden, the lighting is pretty poor at times, the film stock changes throughout, some of the direction is weird, and the pacing is all over the map. Yet there’s still something I find undeniably entertaining about it, at least whenever the monster is center stage. When Octaman is on the screen doing his thing all is right with the b-movie world.

 You want to talk about a monster movie where the monster is truly the star? 1971’s Octaman is the textbook definition of such a film. Without the awesome Octaman suit design, the joy of seeing it slap scientists and ranchers around and strangle them with its tentacles, ambushing them from inside their motor home (how it successfully manipulated the door handles with those tentacles is anyone’s guess), picking a woman up in its tentacle arms and carrying her off to do Godzilla knows what, watching folks try to wrangle the Octaman with flashlights and a ring of fire, without all that cheesy monster movie goodness this movie would be rightfully forgotten today.

Octaman was directed by Harry Essex. It follows an expedition team that becomes the target of a murderous humanoid octopus. A scientific expedition to a remote Mexican fishing community, led by Dr. Rick Torres (Kerwin Mathews) and Susan Lowry (Pier Angeli) discovers unhealthy amounts of radiation in the local waters. They find a small mutant octopus that can crawl on land, so to receive further funding for their project, Torres travels back to the States to make a deal with a circus owner, who is interested in the bizarre mutation as a carny act. They return to the camp to discover that their crew has been slaughtered and the octopus specimen is missing. A young man from the village says that a local legend about a creature said to be half man and half sea serpent is true, and offers to take the scientists to the lake where it is purported to live. There, a seven foot tall bloodthirsty humanoid octopus with amazing strength and a lust for killing is discovered, but it escapes. At night, the octopus-man arrives and the crew attempts to trap it in a ring of fire. By the next day, the octopus-man is still alive and has killed several people, so the survivors encounter the octopus-man and shoot it to death.


Directed by Harry Essex Produced byMichael Kraike & Harry Essex

Starring Pier Angeli, Kerwin Mathews, Jeff Morrow, Read Morgan.

Cinematography Robert Caramico

Running time 76 min  Country United States  Language English Year 1971 Budget $250,000



Dolph Lundgren - Ultimate human?


Lets get this straight right from the start, I think Dolph is great. Not in an ironic way, but  in a purely I think this dude rocks kinda way. Don't believe me, fine, but before you discard  this a ranting of a lunatic let me explain why. 

Eons ago, in a time before man, before dinosaurs, before god there was Dolph Lundgren. Since the dawn of time Dolph has walked among humans and protected us from great evils. when giant  aliens invaded earth in 542 B.C. it was Dolph who turned their own weapons against them and drove them away. Dolph Lundgren is not super-human as he is actually not human. Dolph is the personification of pure masculinity. if Dolph Lundgren were a sound, he'd sound like Metal. 
Okay that bit is a little bit bullshit, however I really do believe that Dolph is a truly remarkable individual and here are the real reason why.

First of all we all know Dolph Lundgren is a Swedish actor. He belongs to a generation of film actors who epitomise the movie action hero stereotype including Sylvester StalloneArnold SchwarzeneggerBruce WillisChuck NorrisSteven Seagal and Jean-Claude Van Damme. 

His breakthrough came when he starred in Rocky IV in 1985 as the imposing Russian boxer Ivan Drago. Since then, he has starred in more than 40 movies, almost all of them in the action film genre. He has  portrayed He-Man in the 1987 film Masters of the Universe, and Frank Castle in the 1989 film The Punisher. In the early 1990s, he also appeared in films such as Showdown in Little Tokyo (1991), alongside Brandon LeeUniversal Soldier (1992), opposite Jean-Claude Van DammeJoshua Tree (1993), opposite Kristian Alfonso and George SegalJohnny Mnemonic (1995), opposite Keanu Reeves and Ice-T; and Blackjack (1998), directed by John Woo. 

We also know that after a long spell performing in direct-to-video films, 2010 marked his return to theatres with The Expendables, an on-screen reunion with Sylvester Stallone, alongside an all-action star cast which included, among others, Jason StathamJet LiStone Cold Steve Austin, and Mickey Rourke. 


But did you know that Dolph  holds a rank of 3rd dan black belt in Kyokushin Karate and was European champion in 1980 and 1981, and Australian Heavy Weight Karate champion in 1983. Dolph is also well known for his tall stature and A1 level of fitness, at peak, he stands around 195 centimetres and weighes110 kg, and continues to be an influence in the world of fitness and bodybuilding. 
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How about that he is a director, producer and screen writer and that  in 2004, Dolph directed his first picture, The Defender, and subsequently helmed The Mechanik (2005), Missionary Man (2007), Command Performance (2009), and Icarus- the Killing Machine (2010), in which he also starred. 

And if this is not  enough,  did you know that Dolph  In 1982, graduated 
with a master's degree in chemical engineering from the University of Sydney, finishing with the highest results in his class, in fact our Dolph's reported IQ is 160 and actually has the exact IQ as Albert Einstein, Stephen Hawkins and Bill Gates. He also Plays the drums, Speaks Swedish, English and some German, Japanese and Spanish as well as personally Maintaining his own personal website for his fans. 

So there you have it Dolph Lundgren thespian, Dolph Lundgren Super Athlete, Dolph Lundgren Academic   Dolph Lundgren Ultimate human so Bow before the feet of mighty Dolph Lundgren, though he wouldn't ask you to cause he's really a pretty nice guy.  BOW!